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Reg Brown- The Further Adventures
Having proven myself the man with the plan, the host with the most, the goy with the toy, we know that everything I tell you is worth hearing. Including this. Off we go.
When last we saw Reginald Brown, aka HedgeHog he was being dragged off the set of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen while screaming "No I need to see Michael Bay and learn him some Transformers." We now know what happened next..... Reginald was taken back to the costume department and stripped of his burger juice stained dress shirt. The Casting director greeted him with his $130 check and said "You let me down Reg. You let me down. I can't use you ever again." Reg hung his head in shame, and then newly defiant said"It was worth it. That bitchass director doesn't even understand the glory of Soundwave and why he should still be a tape deck. Me or one of my peoples will eventually get through and set Bay straight." Reginald walked solemnly to the bus stop then left. Back in New York he started IMing Nelson, the webmaster of www.michaelbay.com . He continually told Nelson HHog: Bay Has to Knows that I am tying to help his dumb ass Nelson1066: Reg stop typing to me I need to pee HHog:Soundwave is a tape deck. Ravage and Skandal are tapes that come out- that is how it has GOTS to be. Nelson1066: I drank a lot of water this morning. HHog: And another thing...do you think I can sue for perversion? That Assistant Producer actually brushed against my trousers at one point Nelson1066 : Did you know water can do follicle damage? HHog: Also I know that if Bay kept my Hamburger eating scene I would upstage Shia- THAT's the reason I got denied, you knows it Nelson. Nelson1066- I hear that he got Anthony Hopkins to replace you in that scene. HHogg: Bull shut up brudda. No way? I 'd be better than that guy. Nelson1066- But he's famous- Silence of the Lambs and all. HHogg- Hmm- That's a good flick. Lots of Guys jerking off. Nelson1066: Wtf? HHogg: You said he was in that porno- It's one of my faves! Nelson1066: wtf you talking about Reg? HHogg: Silence of My Hands? Nelson1066: different film bro HHogg1066` Nellie we gots to get Bay to listen to reason. I am the only hopes he has gots. And so on. Nelson then shut down Bay's site for four weeks and moved to Boston to take a very hot bath. Back in NY Reginald has put together an elaborate plan to confront the director during the last weeks of shooting, in Egypt. ______________ Note- The Riddle of the Sfinks 1- Fly to Egypt as a Tourist (check passport validity) 2- Pay for extra suitcase (pack all Transformers "ideas" notebooks) 3- Arrange for stay with Nubian Brethren 4- Get Limo Driver to set 5- Pose as Prince Alli Ben Satchbone and ask to see "persons in charge" 6- Discuss with Bay Soundwave's viability, Starscream's alt mode and possible use of Welker as voice actor 7- Offer Egyptian funding if changes are made- he can try to collect later 8- Return Limo and head back to plane Now that the Egypt plan is revealed hopefully Don or someone can put up proper defenses. How does one defend against a rabid Hedgehog anyways? |
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10-02-2008, 03:47 PM
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I like this ship!
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I like where this is going.
*Grabs some popcorn*
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10-02-2008, 03:58 PM
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10-02-2008, 03:59 PM
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It's funny- I heard a version of the Egypt plan from someone else.
I am on this. Thanks ENDTIMES
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10-02-2008, 04:00 PM
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Suck it.
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This story is so true- that is how he IMs me
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10-02-2008, 04:02 PM
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IT'S PRIME TIME!!!
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Pwnd!!! :d
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10-02-2008, 04:02 PM
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HAHAHA
This is bizzare. 
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10-02-2008, 04:06 PM
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10-02-2008, 04:07 PM
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He IMS all of us We are all victims
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Wikipediots Members of the Cult of Wikipedia If Wikipedia is so wonderful a project why does nearly everyone in positions of power insist on anonymity? If I worked for the Encyclopedia Britannica as an editor or author then I'd put it front and center on my resume. I'd tell prospective clients and customers. I'd tell my family about it. I'd tell my former teachers. I'd put it on my weblog under my real name. I'd do this knowing that EB would stand right behind me to check and validate my scholarship against allcomers. What is it about Wikipedia that causes the exact opposite psychological response? Because editing and adminning Wikipedia is nothing to be proud of, because Wikipedia is an affront to education, to scholarship and to the Enlightenment that spawned the notions of universal education from which the encyclopedic nostrum began. Because to be associated with Wikipedia is not to be associated with some high moral principle but the very opposite - of the promotion of venality, political power games, historical revisionism, moral and intellectual cowardice and the promotion of the notion that a confluence of the opinions of ignoramuses constitutes an eventual path to Truth. ---JohnA, Wikipedia Review |
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10-02-2008, 04:13 PM
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"I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." -Jack Handey 0066 6325 7244 8719 Come on over and see Mii some time. Wanna Brawl? 4038 5720 3614 Why do I do these things? Oh yes. Boredom. |
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10-02-2008, 04:14 PM
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10-02-2008, 04:18 PM
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.....well he doesn't IM me, but I did catch him fighting with a homeless guy about who got to take the cans out of a garbage bin to recycle them.
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10-02-2008, 04:35 PM
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Either way, Reggie boy is really f'ed up. Poor Nelson. He has my pity on this.
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10-02-2008, 04:48 PM
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Lucas Rocks!
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I can believe it.
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10-02-2008, 04:55 PM
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Suck it.
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OMG MIT GAS HAXXOR!
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could totally see this as an action comedy
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I'm a lead farmer Mutha Fucka!
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My God!
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Wikipediots Members of the Cult of Wikipedia If Wikipedia is so wonderful a project why does nearly everyone in positions of power insist on anonymity? If I worked for the Encyclopedia Britannica as an editor or author then I'd put it front and center on my resume. I'd tell prospective clients and customers. I'd tell my family about it. I'd tell my former teachers. I'd put it on my weblog under my real name. I'd do this knowing that EB would stand right behind me to check and validate my scholarship against allcomers. What is it about Wikipedia that causes the exact opposite psychological response? Because editing and adminning Wikipedia is nothing to be proud of, because Wikipedia is an affront to education, to scholarship and to the Enlightenment that spawned the notions of universal education from which the encyclopedic nostrum began. Because to be associated with Wikipedia is not to be associated with some high moral principle but the very opposite - of the promotion of venality, political power games, historical revisionism, moral and intellectual cowardice and the promotion of the notion that a confluence of the opinions of ignoramuses constitutes an eventual path to Truth. ---JohnA, Wikipedia Review |
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I think this is Psycho's master plan- to become the world's most famous asshole
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Wikipediots Members of the Cult of Wikipedia If Wikipedia is so wonderful a project why does nearly everyone in positions of power insist on anonymity? If I worked for the Encyclopedia Britannica as an editor or author then I'd put it front and center on my resume. I'd tell prospective clients and customers. I'd tell my family about it. I'd tell my former teachers. I'd put it on my weblog under my real name. I'd do this knowing that EB would stand right behind me to check and validate my scholarship against allcomers. What is it about Wikipedia that causes the exact opposite psychological response? Because editing and adminning Wikipedia is nothing to be proud of, because Wikipedia is an affront to education, to scholarship and to the Enlightenment that spawned the notions of universal education from which the encyclopedic nostrum began. Because to be associated with Wikipedia is not to be associated with some high moral principle but the very opposite - of the promotion of venality, political power games, historical revisionism, moral and intellectual cowardice and the promotion of the notion that a confluence of the opinions of ignoramuses constitutes an eventual path to Truth. ---JohnA, Wikipedia Review |
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"I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." -Jack Handey 0066 6325 7244 8719 Come on over and see Mii some time. Wanna Brawl? 4038 5720 3614 Why do I do these things? Oh yes. Boredom. |
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10-02-2008, 05:50 PM
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Karma is a funny thing.
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Ok, now reg is a complete mentalist who deserves everything he gets, but i'm not buying this latest stuff, if it is true however then i honestly think he'll be swinging from a rafter soon by his neck, but i don't believe this stuff is for real.
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10-02-2008, 05:53 PM
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Suck it.
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10-02-2008, 05:56 PM
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Strike that, reverse it.
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now I have coffee down my shirt.
THANKS ENDTIMES |
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